Welcome to November! Here is some Twitter goodness to start off the month.
You know how Degas did studies of ballerinas? Well I do studies of Tom Holland performing Rihanna’s Umbrella ayyyyy 😂 pic.twitter.com/t2uvLqnIoo
— Alice X. Zhang (@alicexz) November 6, 2019
It's OK to wanna scream. https://t.co/C4D9mIQn8r via @slate
— Eman Quotah (@EQuotah) October 31, 2020
Welcome to The Sea Maid, a comic experience by Sarah Hopkins. I will be posting one page of this comic in this thread every weekday for the month of October. Let’s get started. 🌊 pic.twitter.com/YJl2cXgadm
— Sarah Hopkins 🍂 (@sarahmhop) October 1, 2020
"This movie plays upon viewers’ worst nightmares — your lesbian wife sleeping with Mark Ruffalo."https://t.co/aKG489Lyga
— Timothy McSweeney (@mcsweeneys) October 31, 2020
Mugshots of Bertha Boronda, a woman who was sentenced to five years in prison for cutting off her cheating husband’s penis with a straight razor, disguising herself as a man and fleeing by bicycle. California, 1908. pic.twitter.com/ZMaquj3O31
— WikiVictorian (@wikivictorian) May 13, 2020
Cleopatra: looks like we had twins
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) February 5, 2018
Cleopatra: I named them after two great world leaders
Mark Antony: I love you too, babe
Cleopatra: no I mean after Alexander the Great and also me
Cleopatra: I commanded an army against my brother
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) February 9, 2018
Historians: Cleopatra was sexy
Cleopatra: Egypt was stable and prosperous under my rule
Historians: SO sexy!!!
Cleopatra: I SPOKE NINE LANGUAGES
Historians: S-E-X-Y
This Murderbot animatic has us yearning for an animated series, and keeps tugging at our heartstrings: https://t.co/QUApesBV9J
— Tor.com (@tordotcom) October 27, 2020
"The vast majority of people quash their dreams early, and maintain a steady diet of intellectual white noise to cover the faint screams of frustration from their locked-away desires." -John Carlton
— Wendy S. Delmater (@safewrite) October 27, 2020
i want to tattoo this on my forehead pic.twitter.com/2CRTQ8APvB
— lia (@upthemorphine) October 21, 2020
“We do not want mothers who gaze beyond us, longing to be elsewhere.” — Deborah Levy pic.twitter.com/PnphxSCjgP
— Dina L. Relles (@DinaLRelles) October 25, 2020
This hit me right in the feels pic.twitter.com/XsQSIgDkwi
— 🎃👻C.M. Mills 👻🎃 (@LillianRhaine) October 25, 2020
— Sarah Andersen (@SarahCAndersen) October 24, 2020
Feels like it’s a good time to remind people of this.
— Jack Monroe (@BootstrapCook) October 22, 2020
https://t.co/o31LAKqsUY
You must stop and watch this amazing crossover between D&D and Schitt’s Creek. pic.twitter.com/jwjFteXYXx
— Aram Martian 👽 (@vartian) October 23, 2020
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) October 21, 2020
date an eigengirl with similar eigenvalues
— Rona Wang 🎃 (@ronaywang) October 19, 2020
“There comes a time when you stop hoping / for love. What then to live for?” — Sally Wen Mao (@sallywenmao) pic.twitter.com/R2arUwhsEv
— Devin Gael Kelly (@themoneyiowe) October 14, 2020
The #NobelPrize committee couldn't reach Paul Milgrom to share the news that he won, so his fellow winner and neighbor Robert Wilson knocked on his door in the middle of the night. pic.twitter.com/MvhxZcgutZ
— Stanford University (@Stanford) October 12, 2020
One of the luckiest accidents of my life was British visa restrictions forcing me & my girlfriend to decide if we were truly in love or just pretending.
— Justin Murphy (@jmrphy) October 10, 2020
We married at 23 & 27, wayyy before we’d have otherwise.
Many thoughts for millenials wasting time dating and waiting…
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I apologize if this thread exists as a tweet already but I came across the post a few days ago and it's kinda wild how much it stuck with me
— Sρσσƙყ Sƈαɾყ Jenn St-Onge (@princess_jem4) October 10, 2020
like sitting at my dining table with a bowl of cereal just… thinkin' about it pic.twitter.com/7otYz15oQl
louise glück, the x-acto knife of poetry pic.twitter.com/xq7lXERSCS
— aria aber (@AriaAber) October 11, 2020
onions are basically poems in that you start with something raw and layered and biting and it makes you cry and it's totally itself and it stinks and then you work it you cook it you reduce it and when it's done it's too sweet you go "well damn, I miss the rawness, the bite"
— Pteronotodd (@toddedillard) October 10, 2020
/ listen I love you joy is coming pic.twitter.com/AVaLTkDQqW
— KirstenA (@KAStandAlone) October 10, 2020
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