Long time, no see, blogosphere! I am insanely busy, with no bandwidth for much other than SYENZ. So, for now, please take assorted nuggets of levity as a token of my appreciation.
This is the best explanation I’ve seen for how mRNA vaccines work! pic.twitter.com/fpkUhbhN1T
— Ben (@be_nMD) March 9, 2021
"There is a place in the heart that / will never be filled."
As if we weren't already feeling fragile, Charles Bukowski: pic.twitter.com/CuPdxIMWfK
— Maya C. Popa (@MayaCPopa) March 10, 2021
If a man says he's 5'11" that means he's 5'9" because if he were actually 5'11" he would have said he was 6'0".
— Rebecca (@rebeccaisdope) March 12, 2021
Everyone should know the international sign for Help me. Let’s make this famous #HelpMe pic.twitter.com/RF5aOq8jCY
— Harjinder Singh Kukreja (@SinghLions) March 10, 2021
A crash course in human gender equality. pic.twitter.com/NTTSHOvh7Y
— Aliens About Humans (@HumansExplained) March 8, 2021
some days it be like this pic.twitter.com/Jo7Q5Y2ffZ
— Elder Millenial Glen 🇨🇦 (@glenoneill) February 26, 2021
Glad to have this new, short poem in the latest @WaxwingMag. https://t.co/Tv0N4yDzNc pic.twitter.com/W06j4ddVKK
— Keith Leonard (@keith_leonard_) February 15, 2021
Autistic behaviours that are generally discriminated against, despite being harmless and just how we are.
A thread🧵
— Pete Wharmby (@commaficionado) February 14, 2021
— dinosaur (@dinoman_j) March 2, 2021
i fixed the misplaced comma then uploaded the wrong one anyway, here's the correct version just because i already made it pic.twitter.com/AwvUtumtEp
— dinosaur (@dinoman_j) February 18, 2021
Fox sleeping on sky light pic.twitter.com/1uueXfPHhW
— dominic dyer (@domdyer70) March 11, 2021
Ethan Hawke is my life coach pic.twitter.com/oJRPfRkE37
— 🏳️🌈 Ms. Marya E. Gates🦩 (@oldfilmsflicker) March 11, 2021
Absolutely astonishing moment Sebastian Steudtner broke the world record, surfing a wave 115 feet tall! pic.twitter.com/l6ML7CXFdM
— Giles Paley-Phillips (@eliistender10) February 28, 2021
There’s one thing ladies love to do when they’re all alone pic.twitter.com/zprA5Exq70
— Saturday Night Live – SNL (@nbcsnl) February 28, 2021
Happy Saturday 😂😂#hobbitlife #writerslife #amwritingfantasy #fantasy #lifetips pic.twitter.com/ydMsxuebuV
— Nicole DragonBeck (@DragonBeck) February 27, 2021
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) February 27, 2021
Bit of a masterpiece, like a whole movie in a Tik Tok clip pic.twitter.com/OxU97DuXRc
— Matt Turck (@mattturck) October 23, 2020
I have a very fancy degree that says this meme is true: pic.twitter.com/s494QQOGni
— Jordan Kurella (they/them) (@kurellian) February 23, 2021
A couple at Woodstock (48 hours after they met) and the same couple 50 years later. pic.twitter.com/EvzpeLawzC
— Lost In History (@historyandfacts) February 21, 2021
The most blasphemous Star Trek shitpost I have ever made or could possibly ever make. You've been warned. pic.twitter.com/hxQAYlzhxk
— David Lebo (@leboism) February 19, 2021
Girls with Ouija board: omg ok does Josh have a crush on Katie
Me, the spirit of a Medieval serf: man I don't fuckin know. Sure— Sophie (@jil_slander) July 25, 2020
Absolutely incredible aerial footage of downtown Cleveland, the flats, and an unrecognizable lakefront from 1924. I notice something new every time I watch. pic.twitter.com/UcRBoeYdZb
— Dan Miller (@dm107_) February 16, 2021
I didn’t expect this to be as dope as this was 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/KYn4XN141Q
— 9¾ ϟ Barely Existing ⚯͛ △⃒⃘ (@Bruce_Cares) February 14, 2021
There are two types of cat 😂😂😂❤️ pic.twitter.com/UAJNPUo6FN
— ❤️A page to make you smile again ❤️ (@HopkinsBRFC) February 13, 2021
The Victorian strongwomen who tore up the rules of femininity and were adored for doing so 💪
👇https://t.co/upw9Hr0NT5 pic.twitter.com/s7AwIhTBQY— Whores of Yore (@WhoresofYore) March 14, 2021
Naughty
Dat tree? Daphne pic.twitter.com/2QHYO8VvlR
— Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) March 14, 2021
Ten Historical Euphemisms for the Penis
(Song: Lollipop by the Chordettes 🍭 ) pic.twitter.com/AQQxMhMdzg
— Whores of Yore (@WhoresofYore) March 14, 2021
This is Princess Elisabeth Charlotte (1652-1722), mother to Philippe II, Duke of Orléans. She was famously direct & once criticised her son for his ugly lovers, saying he used them as he would a chamber pot. To which Philippe replied “Bah! Mama, in the night all cats are gray” pic.twitter.com/2wd4DUL2iG
— Whores of Yore (@WhoresofYore) March 14, 2021
Word of the Day: “Encunted” pic.twitter.com/Zh5vSDzBHt
— Whores of Yore (@WhoresofYore) February 17, 2021
Ten Historical Euphemisms for Sex.
Song by the glorious Victoria Wood (who else?) pic.twitter.com/Gt66A4p98s
— Whores of Yore (@WhoresofYore) February 17, 2021
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