Fronds, anemones have the original potty mouth. The oral opening of an anemone is also the exit through which waste is expelled. We hope this fun fact helps you push through this hump day. pic.twitter.com/yxDvTLPQWu
— Monterey Bay Aquarium (@MontereyAq) April 28, 2021
love how jane austen write her love interests as heavenly sent while brontë sisters are like "he was ugly and poor and ALSO very annoying"
— carol (@mrdarcysgf) April 26, 2021
Belgian man parks in garage 6cm wider than his car pic.twitter.com/uqy1J7JdA7
— Tom Moylan (@moylato) April 27, 2021
For the last six years I’ve kept a spreadsheet listing every parking spot I’ve used at the local supermarket in a bid to park in them all. This week I completed my Magnum Opus! A thread.
— Gareth Wild (@GarethWild) April 27, 2021
I have never in my life related more to a McSweeney's piece. https://t.co/qOp3aeFFHd
— Emily Taylor (@emily_taylor__) April 26, 2021
This is officially my new favorite
— The Feel Good Page ❤️ (@FeelGoodPage11) April 26, 2021
video… 😂 pic.twitter.com/982zwnmazP
courtesy of @UOPsychGrad pic.twitter.com/5ygENGVVT9
— Decorno (@Decorno) April 26, 2021
Most helpful image to get me ready for tornado season. pic.twitter.com/KQqh2TIR4X
— Kevin Caliendo, PhD (@kacaliendo) April 24, 2021
I loved this column and rather than telling any of the stories of self-important men who think that they're geniuses I want to tell the story of how I wrote my trilogy back in the early 2000s. https://t.co/HcZ0Or9qyw
— Naomi Kritzer (@NaomiKritzer) April 25, 2021
Yes! The first time I held Nike in my arms she started making throw up noises, and the second time I held her she sneezed and got kitty snot all over my jacket and was thoroughly unrepentant. I turned to my family and was like, “This is the one.” https://t.co/ML6iWvwH0h
— eapetricone (@eapetricone) April 25, 2021
It's time to talk about success and ambition. Let me be clear: Everyone has their own road and I'm not here to shit all over someone else's journey or goals. But I've been a part of the false narrative of success and it needs to be addressed.
— Leigh Bardugo (away for a while) (@LBardugo) March 22, 2019
You know how sometimes after you push really hard, your body tells you to knock it off by making you sick?
— Mary Robinette Kowal@🏡 (@MaryRobinette) April 23, 2021
It's occurred to me that procrastination may be my brain telling me that I'm trying to do too much.
— dinosaur (@dinoman_j) April 24, 2021
This article made me rethink the whole idea that I was lazy because I procrastinate. And laziness in general. https://t.co/6X3oj6lVu1
— Juju Bee (@notbeforenoon) April 23, 2021
Took a pic of the cat lookin out the window and accidentally turned him into some sort of god. pic.twitter.com/xjN4W6peSJ
— Amanda (@amandahys7) October 1, 2020
Karen Carpenter at the age of 18 was an absolutely incredible drummer pic.twitter.com/QvIws9munm
— Giles Paley-Phillips (@eliistender10) April 24, 2021
I don't know if this is the poet in me, but I often have to defend a sentence from multiple rounds of edits because I sometimes like my writing to be a little wrong
— Elisa Gabbert (@egabbert) April 23, 2021
Love this: Henry VIII's wives if they'd never met him 😁 pic.twitter.com/xgugwWiZ6S
— Tracy Borman (@TracyBorman) April 23, 2021
This is the bed of the legendary courtesan Émilie-Louise Delabigne (1848-1910). The writer Emile Zola wrote about it in his novel, Nana. ‘A bed such as has never existed, a throne, an altar where Paris came to admire her sovereign nudity’.
— Whores of Yore (@WhoresofYore) November 13, 2020
Thread! pic.twitter.com/cfK8dJjKIE
Cation channel pic.twitter.com/hdfR0nWmWM
— Oded Rechavi 🦉 (@OdedRechavi) April 21, 2021
this joke brought to you by my old age https://t.co/KM6IpfCxYB
— Aaron Reynolds (@aaronreynolds) April 21, 2021
“When I was much too much, I kissed men who wounded me because I wanted them to…I relished in the way they looked at me confused. I basked in their misunderstanding.”
— Oyez Review (@OyezReview) April 15, 2021
Check out @claudrosewrites’s piece “Much Too Much” from our upcoming issue!https://t.co/mzLOsuMBBB
Me jumping from one problem to the next. pic.twitter.com/TYDqs2uAm9
— Brett Charles Milam (@brett_milam) April 18, 2021
— Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) April 16, 2021
god i hate my girlfriend pic.twitter.com/5hs1QJi06r
— carter hambley (@carterhambley) April 16, 2021
P.A. Cornell's article overlaps with the sentiments in my SFWA blog post. Check it out! https://t.co/S49NHDXYqR
— Holly Schofield (@HSchofieldFic) April 14, 2021
why some people be mad at me sometimes.
— deray (@deray) April 10, 2021
by lucille clifton pic.twitter.com/D0V6C1cN8f
I’m almost 50, and here is the best thing I have learned so far: every strange thing you’ve ever been into, every failed hobby or forgotten instrument, everything you have ever learned will come back to you, will serve you when you need it. No love, however brief, is wasted.
— Louise Miller 🐐 (@louisethebaker) April 8, 2021
Can’t remember where I found this but everyone needs to see it 💕 pic.twitter.com/YUdTdKd3j0
— Sarah Glenn Marsh 🌈 (@SG_Marsh) March 30, 2021
With hostility smoothed over by creamed corn: "How sweet of you, dear. More creamed corn?"https://t.co/ltV5J5bYid
— Timothy McSweeney (@mcsweeneys) April 6, 2021
“I love eating hot peppers, but my family doesn’t like them, so I had to make myself not eat peppers…Now I can eat peppers every day.”
— eileen chengyin chow (@chowleen) April 3, 2021
I love Su Min’s adventures so much *my* family is offended. https://t.co/AlmSVpz49z
— Swear Trek (@swear_trek) April 2, 2021
Well, shit, Dorothy Parker: pic.twitter.com/FvFc0UsAqU
— Maya C. Popa (@MayaCPopa) April 1, 2021
Ever wondered why your fingers go wrinkly in water but not other parts of your body? It's not a simple reflex or the result of osmosis. Our fingers wrinkle in water due to an evolutionary response that enhances our grip underwater [read more: https://t.co/E6Tq2Xpze4] pic.twitter.com/xEVf6bA31Z
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) April 1, 2021
TASK AVOIDED FOR WEEKS COMPLETED IN 6 MINUTES
— Molly Priddy (@mollypriddy) March 30, 2021
Woman, initially thrilled, realizes how much time she wasted fretting about it, stares into space
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) March 30, 2021
I’m…not mad at it? I feel like it’s pretty accurate LOL pic.twitter.com/ZuLPNRTN4u
— ᴘғɪᴢᴇʀ ᴜᴘᴘᴇʀᴄᴜᴛ! (@BarkyBoogz) March 28, 2021
— Kendall Reviews (@gjkendall) March 26, 2021
— Fox (@hourlyFox) March 26, 2021
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) March 24, 2021
If 'The Handmaid's Tale' was Scottish #handmaidstale #handmaid #Scottish pic.twitter.com/5B6rEmOI2W
— Ashley Storrie (@ashleystorrie) September 22, 2017
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