Think slugs can't be tender or sexy? Think again.

I love this poem by Sharon Olds: pic.twitter.com/BChyqaQHoL

— Maya C. Popa (@MayaCPopa) November 16, 2021

I was driving home today and saw my ex on the side of the road.

As I continued past I reflected on how the phrase “I’d hit that” changes over time.

— Alexa Sommers 💋 (@AlexaSommers) November 16, 2021

Romance is dead? Not in the Midwest pic.twitter.com/Ul1Bsn6Zhq

— Midwest vs. Everybody (@midwestern_ope) November 15, 2021

Brilliant. pic.twitter.com/wH4MMp8rLQ

— Jordan Strickler (@JordanS1981) November 12, 2021

One of my favorite very specific image genres is cats that look completely unprepared for the realities of parenthood. pic.twitter.com/Gmq47hNd5V

— Shawna B (@theproestdwarf) November 13, 2021

Co-editor @bkolcow knows how to write a f**king postcard. From earlier this year, in HAD.https://t.co/uV8u5hAOhz

— W&S Quarterly (@WASquarterly) November 12, 2021

"To win your freedom, you must defeat a gladiator in a fight to the death."
"Who will I fight?"
"You get your choice of Tesha the Slicer, Deval the Crusher, or Boring Ron."
"Oh. I think I'll take Boring Ron, please."
"Everyone always does. I'll go tell him to warm up his drills."

— Micro Flash Fiction📖 (@MicroFlashFic) November 12, 2021

Which of these existential musings keep you awake at night? The third one for me😂 pic.twitter.com/daZbjannDS

— Betsy Wilce (@betsybug46) November 9, 2021

Satire, but how real

[Women’s Body Parts Wait to Learn Which of Them Will Be “In” This Season] from ⁦@mcsweeneys⁩ https://t.co/RJnsaDhu3B

— Miranda Holmqvist (@MirandaHqv) November 7, 2021

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— kie (@kieransofar) November 5, 2021