Hi folks, thanks for hanging out with me in November! It has been a busy month (aren’t they all?), so I had to resort to reposts and links more than I’d have liked; it is what it is, and I hope the occasional new meaty post was appreciated. It was fun to reconnect, and I hope not to be a delinquent blogger in the future. I’d like to make sure I have 2-3 new posts per week, which honestly should be doable… Let’s be optimistic!
For now, some bookmarked Twitter hilarity!
Well, my Christmas ham is in the oven😁🤣😂 pic.twitter.com/8ZOahIOCUj
— Mairead (@Midge1415) December 5, 2021
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) December 5, 2021
I promise this is the most hilarious thread and you'll never regret the few minutes it takes to read these comments. Fucking PRICELESS.
1. pic.twitter.com/JUQkUS5Cp3— ❄🌬Shay🌬❄ (@cherokee_autumn) December 3, 2021
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) December 5, 2021
Pathetic Man Cries When He’s Upset Rather Than Screaming At 3-Year-Old Son To Shut The Fuck Up https://t.co/rIbOiNTe9m pic.twitter.com/i5llI0CtFD
— The Onion (@TheOnion) December 5, 2021
I don’t know why people keep debating the perfect date. That’s been settled for some time now. pic.twitter.com/JirBRMXW56
— pregnancy is a scam (@dirty_librarian) December 5, 2021
National Association Of Corpses Express Outrage At Still-Living Actors Getting Cadaver Roles On ‘CSI,’ ‘Law & Order’ https://t.co/fJhHeFZ5kK pic.twitter.com/W42Qck1kiX
— The Onion (@TheOnion) December 5, 2021
I am dying at this 😂 pic.twitter.com/sOPBEoXH42
— Spooké (@HeyItsTyy) December 3, 2021
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) December 3, 2021
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) December 3, 2021
Megan: pic.twitter.com/WBaSl9llHq
— Sassafras (@sasugakirin) December 2, 2021
I couldn't figure out where the comma(s) in "God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen" should go, so I hit myself in the face. pic.twitter.com/BNaglwpzYt
— Ramses the Pigeon (@RamsesThePigeon) December 1, 2021
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) December 2, 2021
Since you're all excited, here is a bonus fact for all you nerds:
The name Patroclus is the same two words combined in Cleopatra, just the other way around. Pater (father) and Kleos (glory).
— Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) December 1, 2021
I think about this tweet at least once a day. pic.twitter.com/cRTcNgQLT8
— Chichenpizza (@chichenpizza) November 30, 2021
no one told me that half of adulthood is wondering if people are mad at you because they didn’t answer your email and the other half is not answering emails because you’re tired
— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) December 1, 2021
This article is a spit take on a totally higher level (all puns intended and accepted). https://t.co/JoJREHYcMx
— MizFidd🥌🥃 (@MizFidd) December 1, 2021
when you love the em-dash pic.twitter.com/0XO8JfD7sG
— Alexis Gay (@yayalexisgay) November 30, 2021
zoom is the mullet of communication methods: business on top, pajamas on the bottom
— Emma Bolden (@emmabo) November 30, 2021
— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) November 30, 2021
It's only been a day but yeah, okay…😂 pic.twitter.com/XU7iB8jo4b
— Karen Heslop (@kheslopwrites) November 29, 2021
— Q Father ✳️ (@oldman5252) November 23, 2021
Someone compiled Hong Kong actors casually jumping over railings. pic.twitter.com/pnLAsgi5rp
— JY (@kosherjellyfish) November 22, 2021
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) November 28, 2021
I keep a cheat sheet 😒 pic.twitter.com/wAHOMsAPrc
— Just Joe / Vaccinated and still want my 6'🏴☠️ (@gojoe_joe) November 27, 2021
If you ever wondered why it's so hard to believe the good comments, here's something a friend shared with me (because I'm total crap at accepting compliments) https://t.co/BLi69kq0Au
— Lisa Wagner (@GoodwynPub) November 27, 2021
Richard Gere & John Travolta pic.twitter.com/IDONfT667V
— Joaquim Campa (@JoaquimCampa) November 22, 2021
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) November 26, 2021
"I’ll give myself a couple minutes to try and enjoy this win, but I’ve gotta stay hungry and build on this momentum." https://t.co/D0ZqrGjrj2
— Timothy McSweeney (@mcsweeneys) November 25, 2021
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