Extremely busy, so, for now, some links:
The Four Apostrophe’s’ of the apocalypseses’s’ pic.twitter.com/iMdCI5SKaO
— Big Lhist (@biglhist) March 22, 2022
Saw this float across FB. I’m over here laughing with my bat. #AcademicTwitter #AcademicChatter #OldSchool pic.twitter.com/o80rkw1zRp
— Shawna Malvini Redden (@drshawna) March 22, 2022
Don't you mean this one? pic.twitter.com/eSNSPbazpB
— Michael Friendly (@datavisFriendly) March 23, 2022
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) March 22, 2022
Friendly reminder that there's an Indian metal band called Bloodywood and when they went on tour they called it Raj Against the Machine pic.twitter.com/G9TuRFOvPb
— BoomerShooterBundle.com (@DaveOshry) March 20, 2022
I honestly think we are asking too much of cauliflower.
— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) March 20, 2022
We ask too much of brassica oleracea😔 pic.twitter.com/Jg74qHvSa2
— Cobalt (@403Verboten) March 20, 2022
Where's the lie though… pic.twitter.com/i6b4a9Vfdz
— Jae Margal (@JaeMargal) March 19, 2022
"I blink, and suddenly I’m standing in front of a room of college kids. Most of them are sleeping on their backpacks. I’m talking about some guy named Alain Robbe-Grillet and telling everybody that their essays were due three weeks ago."https://t.co/J0AIEyHBN8
— Timothy McSweeney (@mcsweeneys) March 19, 2022
Now I'm curious! Men only, what's your favorite flower? pic.twitter.com/4NETxSyWwJ
— BobaFettish (@_Boba_Fettish) March 18, 2022
Now I'm curious! Men only, what's your favorite flower? pic.twitter.com/4NETxSyWwJ
— BobaFettish (@_Boba_Fettish) March 18, 2022
— Karen Heslop (@kheslopwrites) March 19, 2022
Sculptor Bruno Catalano
The sculpture is dedicated to emigrants leaving their homeland… with emptiness inside and going nowhere ! pic.twitter.com/u1IQGuFLMv
— Najeebullah Bina, MD PhD (@BinaNajeeb) March 23, 2022
I feel like Aubrey Plaza is getting the career that Parker Posey should’ve had.
— John Firth 🇨🇦 (@johncfirth) March 16, 2022
I love you. I’m glad I exist.
—Wendy Cope pic.twitter.com/sMPkCEnmij
— Dr. Joshua Bennett (@SirJoshBennett) March 17, 2022
Comic by @EndangeredComic pic.twitter.com/683s6cJgsl
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) March 18, 2022
Robert Creeley: pic.twitter.com/PNY11jCeDg
— Maya C. Popa (@MayaCPopa) March 17, 2022
We are all just horny bags of electric meat. How did we fuck up being horny electric meat so badly that we have to know what dialectical materialism is
— Honey (@benegotherit) March 15, 2022
#IdesOfMarch pic.twitter.com/LWKROMloOr
— Classical Studies Memɘs for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) March 15, 2022
Some closeups for the sickos who like to see all the tiny little pencil marks pic.twitter.com/cQ5T3BjwxI
— Miles Johnston (@MilesJohnston) February 3, 2022
When you’re just born and you don’t like everybody. 😅pic.twitter.com/CatTR3UapD
— 💥Tequila•Boom•Boom💥💙🇺🇸 • 🇺🇦🌻 (@IAm_THEPaulina) March 14, 2022
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) March 12, 2022
Be best, y'all. pic.twitter.com/3aP2ZEV75W
— Zev Good (@therealzevgood) March 11, 2022
hard to tell pic.twitter.com/CBpL7n6VIV
— Rose Jackson (@in_cloudlands) March 11, 2022
SUNDAY POETRY PICKS – 3.6.22
1. Nicky Beer, “Sawing a Lady in Half”@nbeerpoet, h/t @oozannesay pic.twitter.com/t5X1q9v6gL
— Sunday Poetry Picks (@SundayPoems) March 6, 2022
every few months or so I think about the review a prof gave me that said "when Todd's on he's great, when he's off he's off" as if this was a profound understanding of who I am as a student/poet and not……… how everyone, including him, is alive
— todd dillard (@toddedillard) March 7, 2022
@mcsweeneys strikes again:
Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ – McSweeney’s Internet Tendency https://t.co/FNCmmdFTXt
— Slakemoth Runt (@FogoVonSlack) March 2, 2022
🤭🥲🙈 pic.twitter.com/UtNnHHsDTw
— A.D.🍀🦩 (@_ADWills) March 5, 2022
Alright Lionel, it's not a competition. pic.twitter.com/O8zpj3Z9zG
— Jamie Hogarth. (@jamiehogarth) March 3, 2022
Dad jokes, always wholesome pic.twitter.com/mbCdnNh26T
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) March 3, 2022
— Classical Studies Memɘs for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) March 2, 2022
— Daniel (@growing_daniel) February 23, 2022
Do you guys remember Cinderblock, the cat sensation a few years ago? Insta put her back in my feed and she still look like a queen
🤩
Credit: https://t.co/fjYfhmF23S pic.twitter.com/duwdvlDQTM
— 💪🏾 Feminist Boogie(wo)man 💪🏾 (@Daphne_488) May 3, 2021
my sister just told me “when we’re in a situation where someone makes us uncomfortable and we choose to be polite instead of honest, all we’re doing is holding onto all that discomfort for ourselves when the other person SHOULD be uncomfortable” and my entire brain went 🤯🤯🤯
— Claire is off the bird app for Lent (@clairewillett) February 22, 2022
I wish we would stop fetishizing forgiveness and pay a little more attention to the healing power of incandescent rage
— Moniza Hossain (@moniza_hossain) February 20, 2022
Middle age is just periodically texting friends to say “let’s make plans!” and “let’s do it!” and then doing absolutely no such thing
— Amber Sparks (@ambernoelle) February 20, 2022
When someone disagrees with you online & demands you prove your point to their satisfaction by writing a logically sound defense, u can save a lot of time by not doing that.
Dude, I’ve known u for ten seconds & enjoyed none of them, I’m not taking homework assignments from you.
— Denizcan S. (@MrFilmkritik) May 12, 2018
When you ask me how I'm doing and I say "I'm functioning" this is what I mean pic.twitter.com/lzflqv8tLq
— Melissa Capriglione @ Basil and Oregano!! (@mcapriglioneart) February 17, 2022
Oh honey pic.twitter.com/gmaOGNfl8J
— Trek Fan (@StarTrekFan79) February 18, 2022
One of the biggest struggles people with ADHD face is finding motivation.
The problem is we expect to be motivated by things that motivate others.
We follow the advice of neurotypicals and are frustrated that they never seem to work for us.
— Jesse J. Anderson • ADHD Creative (@jessejanderson) February 16, 2022
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) February 15, 2022
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) February 15, 2022
There's no such things as synonyms. Your teachers lied to you. The words we use are filled with an incredible amount of nuance and there are none that are exactly interchangeable. This also means that truly perfect translation is impossible. This is the hill I will die on.
— Jay Hulme (@JayHulmePoet) February 14, 2022
Will never not repost this when I come across it pic.twitter.com/W7Lq5TcyRf
— 💋 ElVivi ~ Mistress of the Dark 🍫 (@MrsVivacia) February 14, 2022
Hey so the burpee was named after its inventor. Dr. Burpee. Dr. Royal H. Burpee. He looked like this. I did not photoshop the quilted shorts, little sailor hat, or smoldering mustache. I don't know what you're going to do with this information, but you have it now. pic.twitter.com/ZAyIe9I6vv
— Robert Brockway (@brockway_llc) February 10, 2022
Save your precious thumb strength for later. You can watch our TikToks without the endless scrolling at https://t.co/csf5QTTFPD. https://t.co/AVTVW59Xe0 pic.twitter.com/cvyiPaHWOH
— The Onion (@TheOnion) February 11, 2022
ouch! relatable, right, especially in these unprecedented times
the gift of darkness, the depths, keep on giving, jung & coehlo would approve pic.twitter.com/HI87f5itYv
— p h i l (@Phillipbarker20) February 10, 2022
Two years in, these #WFH #meetings hit different. #SoundOn #ComeUpOffOfMute #OrNot pic.twitter.com/dQC0BbKWia
— Lisa Respers France (@LisaFranceCNN) February 9, 2022
Charles II (1630-85) had so many illegitimate children, no one is quite sure how many – though he officially recognised 14 of them. Courtier George Villiers once said, “a king is supposed to be a father to his people and Charles certainly was father to a good many of them.” pic.twitter.com/xqhLY5ZSn2
— Whores of Yore (@WhoresofYore) February 9, 2022
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) January 31, 2022
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) January 30, 2022
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) January 29, 2022
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) January 29, 2022
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) January 28, 2022
Annie Proulx, last paragraph of The Shipping News pic.twitter.com/pFJcbqUuOU
— B. Tyler Lee (@BTylerLee7) January 25, 2022
Welp. pic.twitter.com/evgkYyxBOI
— The Jon West (@thetruejonwest) January 25, 2022
I love this poem! Adam Ellis (@adamtotscomix) made a comic of it a while ago that introduced it to me. pic.twitter.com/5009MMnvcv
— Ian C. Williams (@ianwilliamspoet) January 24, 2022
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) January 23, 2022
— Classical Studies Memɘs for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) January 23, 2022
This thread has become an article! Thanks for sharing your thoughts with us. https://t.co/yvPxMh5LCK
— Kevin R. McClure (@kevinrmcclure) January 20, 2022
I’m still holding a grudge about that C. I had the mumps despite being vaxxed (!!!) and missed finals because of quarantine. The prof didn’t give me the benefit of the curve when I returned to campus and took the test.
Here’s to owning your grudges. https://t.co/51qQBlelJF
— Maggie Smith (@maggiesmithpoet) January 20, 2022
I couldn't agree more#Dexter #dexternewblood pic.twitter.com/YyC6itzp2j
— Teresa (@_IamEponine) December 18, 2021
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