Good morning, Twitter. Nearly every banana sold commercially in the last 50 years is a cloned cultivar called the Cavendish, which means that genetically speaking you've likely been eating the same single banana your entire life. Enjoy your day. pic.twitter.com/eCnrvvRnys
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) November 3, 2022
We succeeded in recreating a Neolithic flatbread!
— The Lost Supper 📘 (@lostsupper) November 1, 2022
This is about as close as I can figure out how to make bread as it would have been baked in one of the first daily bread-making cultures, ca. 9,000 years ago. I’ll let you judge the authenticity…but the taste is fantastic. pic.twitter.com/z3cWIyVXbf
i hope this email finds you in a literal actual well
— Emma Bolden hopes you'll read The Tiger & the Cage (@emmabo) November 2, 2022
"A disproportionate amount of your time is spent cleaning up messes and bringing him snacks."https://t.co/zjGIHgY9D0
— Timothy McSweeney (@mcsweeneys) November 3, 2022
This guy cosplays famous movie characters with cheap stuff 😂
— ᴏʟᴜᴍɪᴅᴇ 🍂 (@mideysmith) November 1, 2022
THREAD: pic.twitter.com/NxdSsh96g9
via @TrentVincent11 pic.twitter.com/zIcNm69oe2
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) October 31, 2022
Kicking you right between the nostalgias…pic.twitter.com/bKc6XwwHul
— I❤️Nostalgia (@il0venostalgia) October 30, 2022
an underrated moment in Jane Eyre is when a preacher asks the young Jane how she intends to avoid going to hell, and she replies, “I must keep in good health, and not die.”
— Owl! at the Library 😴🧙♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) October 30, 2022
Now THIS is how you give a funny speech at an interracial wedding. Palette cleanser for that….other video pic.twitter.com/jV8UNw4rXc
— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) October 29, 2022
— Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) October 28, 2022
Happy birthday to Sylvia Plath: pic.twitter.com/kJSHrRrb19
— Dr. Maya C. Popa (@MayaCPopa) October 27, 2022
Here's a compilation of the best Cat VO videos I did on TikTok. If you know someone who needs a laugh, send them this! 🙂 pic.twitter.com/viVlZTAwzd
— Baldwin 🎙 (@baldwinvoices) October 25, 2022
Some real life stuff here.
— Marshall Long (@OGBTC) October 23, 2022
"Success isn't linear" by Yoann Bourgeois pic.twitter.com/GQJj4ztXWM
we gave morning people way too much power
— Molly Priddy (@mollypriddy) October 24, 2022
"My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine"
— 🌏☮🐾Brad ♈🌱💧⚒ (@Mijjy3) October 24, 2022
Tallulah Bankhead (1902–68) claimed to have had over 5,000 lovers. At a society wedding, while the bride and groom were walking down the aisle, Tallulah remarked loudly: ‘I’ve had both of them, dahling, and neither of them is any good.’ pic.twitter.com/vXJp4friQv
— Whores of Yore (@WhoresofYore) October 24, 2022
Here it is, a thread of women who are absolutely fed up with everyone and everything except their cats. First,
— Cats of Yore (@CatsOfYore) October 23, 2022
This young lady smoking a pipe her cat. Ca. 1905. https://t.co/PMoG6hh81k pic.twitter.com/dfGbBkxzvn
Getting ready to teach science writing and self-editing workshop next week. Thinking this should about cover it. pic.twitter.com/j2tDsVNW3J
— Catharina Coenen (@CatharinaCoenen) October 22, 2022
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) October 19, 2022
Happy Birthday, Matthew Macfadyen! pic.twitter.com/qs0JBWHCzs
— Film Daze (@filmdaze) October 17, 2022
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) October 18, 2022
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) October 17, 2022
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) October 16, 2022
Hey, it's my turn…🐈🐾💄🖌️😅 pic.twitter.com/YUjDheFXEU
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) October 12, 2022
On Season 3 of Fleabag https://t.co/k5qD72zxND
— Steve Edwards (@The_Big_Quiet) October 13, 2022
you can't tell me a honeydew melon doesn't live up to its name https://t.co/iYw2vS9fFv
— Rob 🐀 (@rob_heighton) October 13, 2022
The perfect Iowa Halloween costume doesn’t exi… pic.twitter.com/WSOaXBhfGe
— Iowa Chill (@IowaChill) October 13, 2022
PhD student attending first big conference, with advisor. pic.twitter.com/X4za1DyaAg
— Lautaro Vergara u2713 (@VergaraLautaro) October 10, 2022
Psychologists Say It Perfectly Natural To Fantasize About Sandwiches Other Than One Currently In Hand https://t.co/ddoEePd7rf pic.twitter.com/BN3xNgpjQF
— The Onion (@TheOnion) October 10, 2022
Here's the clip pic.twitter.com/soeG3dixP4
— Ariel Elias (@Ariel_Comedy) October 9, 2022
After this poem, I’m ready to hand over the keys to the world to Mary Ruefle so she can continue to drive us all home.
— Kelli Russell Agodon (is on hiatus) (@KelliAgodon) April 30, 2020
Move over William Carlos Williams—it’s now Queen Mary to you… pic.twitter.com/PCPCHoosUY
For anyone who doesn’t know how to fold a fitted sheet.
— Anne Boleyn (“Brazen Hussy”) (@TudorChick1501) April 23, 2022
Knowledge is power.
That’s why I’m sharing. pic.twitter.com/kR1ozf6FEp
One of my favorite poet / authors.
— Alison Birch 🌻 (@Irishali13) October 8, 2022
~ Raymond Carver
Rain pic.twitter.com/38EWeNAhLW
Today's poetry thread: FAMILY
— Joseph Fasano (@Joseph_Fasano_) October 8, 2022
Here's Andrea Cohen with the *mother* of all short poems. Feel free to add poems. pic.twitter.com/22Ln2GOVpO
— Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) October 6, 2022
— All About Introverts (@AllAbIntroverts) October 6, 2022
— All About Introverts (@AllAbIntroverts) October 5, 2022
you may have seen it, but in case you haven’t—this is a fantastic article about exactly this that i recommend to everybody: https://t.co/Tzk9JtKmjs
— baby cats very cute (@girlmaeda) September 27, 2022
How true…. How very very true…. pic.twitter.com/aCECQnu7fH
— Admiral Dorothy Zbornak 🇬🇧🇮🇪🏳️🌈🎵🖖 (@WhatAHeartache) October 3, 2022
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) September 29, 2022
This is the best sound in the world pic.twitter.com/ODzKwHQYvE
— Kelly Canuck🍁 (@KellyCanuckTO) September 27, 2022
Best Marketing Idea I have seen pic.twitter.com/iU2nnE1f8V
— jonathan slater☮️ (@jonslater37) September 26, 2022
— Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) September 27, 2022
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