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— dinosaur (@dinosaurcouch) July 5, 2021

Never forget this gem pic.twitter.com/8rvzKfsycU

— ConvoOfCosmos (@Real_Lets_Talk) July 4, 2021

Yes they showed up.

Happy 4th to my fellow Americans pic.twitter.com/GzEJw4v17V

— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) July 4, 2021

big chaos energy https://t.co/fBfMgcYIwp

— D.T. Robbins (@dt_robbins) July 3, 2021

The pink inner corner of your eye, called plica semilunaris of conjunctiva, helps maintain tear drainage and permits a greater rotation of the globe, but it's actually the vestigial remnant of humans' third eyelid, called nictitating membrane [read more: https://t.co/68onxGqxSJ] pic.twitter.com/Enonf1Y7U0

— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) July 2, 2021

On Nov 17th 1972, 51yo Barbara Baekeland was found murdered in her Chelsea penthouse flat. A famous socialite & one of America’s richest dynasty, Barbara's death was shocking, but was nothing compared to the revelations that followed
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CW: suicide, incest, sexual assault pic.twitter.com/XghGzFdmml

— Whores of Yore (@WhoresofYore) July 2, 2021

hello from a favorite poem pic.twitter.com/295uvBGrVG

— Dina L. Relles (@DinaLRelles) July 1, 2021

Ten Historical Euphemisms for Premature Ejaculation

(Music by The Supremes) pic.twitter.com/1G3S1aKXAC

— Whores of Yore (@WhoresofYore) June 30, 2021

cannot stress this enough pic.twitter.com/MX7LzY541z

— THE lusty argonian maid (@lindawg) June 28, 2021

Blanche Devereaux As Beds: Thread pic.twitter.com/1JiCEdoOSw

— .:RiotGrlErin:. (@RiotGrlErin) June 28, 2021

Drone photographer Lior Patel followed a herd of sheep for several months, as the herd was shepherded to its summer pasture. Entrancing and relaxing. pic.twitter.com/2VyAFtwYnZ

— Arieh Kovler (@ariehkovler) June 26, 2021

Guns N’ Roses: “Welcome to the Jungle”https://t.co/sRbYWgtUL0

— McSweeney's (@mcsweeneys) June 29, 2021

I made this and I feel strongly about it. I am also chaotic good (and my bedroom's chaotic evil but that's because I'm still painting the house). pic.twitter.com/1HgLbaSmEv

— I am Sam (@slbarrett87) June 28, 2021

Picard management tip: Expecting people to work long hours is short-sighted, counter-productive, and potentially dangerous.

— Picard Tips (@PicardTips) June 17, 2021

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— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) June 26, 2021

Generally I don’t like to drag people in public but if you’re gonna DM me complaints that are just plain incorrect… pic.twitter.com/dC0DNs5jDM

— Joe Sondow (@JoeSondow) June 24, 2021

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— dinosaur (@dinosaurcouch) June 24, 2021

All of you have seen cave art, right? Either sketches or photos in books or online. If you're really lucky, maybe you've been in a cave yourself with a flashlight or something. But is it possible that the way we look at cave art today hides a key aspect of the art? 🧵

— sean (@DilettanteryPod) June 13, 2021

Picard management tip: Become a symbol of stability for your crew. This takes time, but then they'll move mountains for you.

— Picard Tips (@PicardTips) June 23, 2021

My therapist has told me this as I have grieved various losses in recent years. I’m not sure who illustrated this image, but I hope the visualization is as helpful to you as it is to me. pic.twitter.com/N2r5bnNSvk

— Zahra Billoo (@ZahraBilloo) June 23, 2021

Coyotes and badgers team up to hunt rabbits. If the rabbit stays out of its burrow to avoid being caught by the badger it gets caught by the coyote.
Most badgers/coyotes that do this will remain with the same hunting partner for life

— Sat, but its their alt account (@Somesimp1) June 13, 2021

Saying the word "fuck" to someone in a professional context (my experience):

British: slightly shocked pause
American: dead silence like you announced your spree of murders
Australian: "yeah, fuck is right, it's a fucking nightmare"

— Health Nerd (@GidMK) June 11, 2021

“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.” —Clive James

— Stephen Cramer (@StephenCramerVT) June 22, 2021

Ten years ago I met a man in his 70s on a train in Kerala. When I asked if he minded travelling alone he replied: “I’m not alone, I’m by myself.” I always remember this when I’m eating out by myself or do anything without companions. It changes everything.

— Monisha Rajesh 🍉 (@monisha_rajesh) June 22, 2021

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— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) June 22, 2021

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— Fox (@hourlyFox) June 22, 2021

"How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together. Like all animals, it is an automaton, driven by blind genetic imperative, marching slowly to oblivion." #FathersDayhttps://t.co/DIq0Mo7jwq

— McSweeney's (@mcsweeneys) June 21, 2021

The brilliant Sharon Olds: pic.twitter.com/9eoBGWbeQs

— Dr. Maya C. Popa (@MayaCPopa) June 20, 2021

Holy shit do I ever love this. 😂😂 https://t.co/eMlX3GdsxY

— L. A. Cunningham – Demon Potatoes on Kickstarter (@laurcunn) June 20, 2021

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— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) June 19, 2021

I once had a teacher write “BP” multiple times in the margins of a story I wrote. When asked he explained: “Baby Pictures — you’re the only one on earth who wants to see these paragraphs”

— Jonathan Lee (@JonLeeWriter) June 17, 2021

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— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) June 17, 2021

First published 11 years ago today:

"I’m not just a font. I am a force of motherfucking nature and I will not rest until every uptight armchair typographer cock-hat like you is surrounded by my lovable, comic-book inspired, sans-serif badassery."https://t.co/SaXb6l5P3y

— McSweeney's (@mcsweeneys) June 16, 2021

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— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) June 16, 2021

Every day NEUSE RIVER by TYREE DAYE still has an ending that will just tear your head cleanly from your shoulders. pic.twitter.com/zzCyZTiQvT

— Chris Dennis (@ChrisDnns) June 15, 2021

“Healing yourself can be offensive to people who benefited from your brokenness.”

I felt this.

— Caroline Kautsire (@CarolineKautsi1) June 14, 2021

Okay, now it's -your- turn to try this and…(holy cow!) pic.twitter.com/nO7cSfvMFa

— Wendy S. Delmater (@safewrite) June 6, 2021

This identity is called the Sophomore's dream – in contrast to the name "Freshman's dream" which is given to the incorrect identity (x+y)ⁿ=xⁿ+yⁿ, this one has a similar too-good-to-be-true feel, but is true! pic.twitter.com/po4D2aAf6b

— Fermat's Library (@fermatslibrary) June 11, 2021

I saw something the other day that was burned into my brain: empathy without boundaries is self-destruction.

— Тетяна Denford 🇺🇦🔱 (@TetyanaUkrainka) June 11, 2021

Corollary: Try not to crave respect from people you do not respect. (Even though sometimes their approval can makes life easier.)

— Katharine Weber (@katharine_weber) June 11, 2021

Cicadas have no life apart from their desire and when it ends, so do they. — Anne Carson pic.twitter.com/4tB8R8Q0aY

— Dina L. Relles (@DinaLRelles) June 7, 2021

A 92 year-old nun died today in a Carmelite Monastery in Illinois. She was kind of an unusual nun. She didn’t sing very well. She was frequently late to her required duties around the convent. She threw sticks for the communal dogs which was not allowed. Also she was my mother.

— Mark R. Miller (@4T9NER) June 6, 2021