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1. Good to know I’m not the only one whose preschooler suddenly and inexplicably freaks out when we try to go anywhere. “No, I just want to stay home and play inside!!!” … said no preschooler ever, until this lockdown.

2. So a nurse gets off her shift, exhausted, and stops at a bank on her way home to deposit a check. As she’s endorsing it, the teller looks down and exclaims “Ma’am, excuse me, but you’re trying to sign that check with a thermometer.” The nurse looks down and says, “Oh no. Some a–hole has my pen!”

   I’ll be here all night. Try the veal!

3. I’ve been having trouble getting my little ones out of the house too! I had been forcing them out, bribes weren’t working and I was just suffering through the tantrums. Now I can’t figure out why I was so stubborn. So much easier to just let them relax and be a little lazy, can’t be that bad for them.