So we accidently ran an experiment where we did the most any individual can do to reduce carbon emissions and it’s not enough. https://t.co/08Rw9x1nzB
— John Leavitt 🌹 (@LeavittAlone) April 30, 2020
The fact that a global pandemic will only cut carbon emissions by single digits illustrates how “people focus way, way too much on personal footprints, and whether they fly or not, without really dealing w the structural [sources]" as @ClimateOfGavin says https://t.co/BMFvSxwLFU
— Prof. Katharine Hayhoe (@KHayhoe) May 3, 2020
Some parents are finding their kids are super reluctant to go outside right now. Why is this? @nakedvix asked a clinical psychologist. https://t.co/TK9XY74iQh
— Tasha Hinde (@tashahinde) May 1, 2020
This is why you're exhausted just from being by yourself. https://t.co/gPzpgVC7Bx
— VICE (@VICE) April 28, 2020
Yesterday's finished thread. tl;dr = All those memes about how if you're not using pandemic time to create masterpieces are utter garbage. https://t.co/0SRbH4Vj9J
— Delilah S. Dawson (@DelilahSDawson) April 30, 2020
Me trying to put the fitted sheet on the bed while I’m on it. https://t.co/zWIaHiKypO
— CieJoy🌙 (@SpaceAgePimpCie) April 30, 2020
Dentist: open wide
Me: 🙂
Dentist: not your arms
Me: 😦
— clean slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) February 6, 2020
Interesting how this article in Science News goes into detail on archaeological evidence that women warriors have always existed, but the headline downplays this by saying said evidence only "hints" at this fact. (1 of 2) https://t.co/tKKahthaL0 #Archaeology
— Jason Sanford (@jasonsanford) April 30, 2020
How Jeans Are Stonewashed And Ripped pic.twitter.com/cTlOVx2rsg
— Engineering (@engineeringvids) April 29, 2020
Caillou https://t.co/gMIrNEK0Ud
— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) April 30, 2020
— KENTUCKY REBEL SCUM (@patriot_jac) April 30, 2020
Ruin a film by inserting the word ‘moist’ into its title.
— muffkin (@muffkin7) April 27, 2020
— DoubleDeeBag (@DoubleDeeBag) April 28, 2020
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Good to know I’m not the only one whose preschooler suddenly and inexplicably freaks out when we try to go anywhere. “No, I just want to stay home and play inside!!!” … said no preschooler ever, until this lockdown.
So a nurse gets off her shift, exhausted, and stops at a bank on her way home to deposit a check. As she’s endorsing it, the teller looks down and exclaims “Ma’am, excuse me, but you’re trying to sign that check with a thermometer.” The nurse looks down and says, “Oh no. Some a–hole has my pen!”
I’ll be here all night. Try the veal!
I’ve been having trouble getting my little ones out of the house too! I had been forcing them out, bribes weren’t working and I was just suffering through the tantrums. Now I can’t figure out why I was so stubborn. So much easier to just let them relax and be a little lazy, can’t be that bad for them.