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Y’all really made MILFS trend on mother’s day… 💀💀💀💀 pic.twitter.com/QqCvb0Ml9J

— Royale (@RoyaleNine) May 10, 2020

"You are angry with me because I’m not like the other questions you’ve seen. I’m an unfamiliar stranger who has arrived with the apparent intention of fucking your life up."https://t.co/00j45IiowR

— McSweeney's (@mcsweeneys) May 10, 2020

“The lower a country’s GDP, the more mustard coloured it is.” https://t.co/WRc3fZg1zI

— Siddharth Singh (@siddharth3) May 8, 2020

I always watch Goldeneye before cooking a microwave meal… pic.twitter.com/bcAxLg0ZmT

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) May 7, 2020

That’s top drawer Italianing. pic.twitter.com/NuIG3R7JpR

— David Paxton (@DavidDPaxton) May 7, 2020

"How much time do you want? For your progress" – James Baldwin #AhmaudArbery #SeanReed pic.twitter.com/Om4UvgefOn

— Eric Ochoa (@EricOchoa110) May 7, 2020

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— Swear Trek (@swear_trek) May 7, 2020

My kid wrote a song called,
“I Wonder What’s Inside your Butthole” Quite honestly, it slaps. pic.twitter.com/A65m6XeZ2r

— Lisa Shmeesa 🦎🦎🦎 (@LisaRieffel) May 2, 2020

"Hello, Keanu Reeves in 'The Lake House.' Do you know anything about where my stimulus check is?"https://t.co/6D9L60Kzwv

— McSweeney's (@mcsweeneys) May 6, 2020

"A big thing I've been hearing [during the pandemic] is a fair number of depressed people doing miraculously OK through this, because we've been preparing for this for a long time," @johnmoe says. https://t.co/JL5HpLrdD6

— Fresh Air (@nprfreshair) May 5, 2020

Not to get political, but here is a kangaroo giving instructions on how to scratch his tummy… https://t.co/OHza083M9n

— Carol Roth (@caroljsroth) May 4, 2020

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— Swear Trek (@swear_trek) May 4, 2020

Toddler skull X-rays are terrifying.

That is all. pic.twitter.com/XFMHhRkcTI

— Dr. Golf Shirt (@DrGolfShirt) May 3, 2020