Y’all really made MILFS trend on mother’s day… 💀💀💀💀 pic.twitter.com/QqCvb0Ml9J

— Royale (@RoyaleNine) May 10, 2020

This is the best thing I've read on reopening universities in the fall. It can't be done safely. We have no good choices. Only bad & worse. Potentially catastrophic. cc @Laprofmme @allofmilov https://t.co/qUiy0HNmfs

— John Edwin Mason (@johnedwinmason) May 9, 2020

"You are angry with me because I’m not like the other questions you’ve seen. I’m an unfamiliar stranger who has arrived with the apparent intention of fucking your life up."https://t.co/00j45IiowR

— Timothy McSweeney (@mcsweeneys) May 10, 2020

WELP. Once again, satire is some of our best sociology: https://t.co/UwkkgMRoUl

— Carolyn Chernoff (@CarolynChernoff) May 9, 2020

“The lower a country’s GDP, the more mustard coloured it is.” https://t.co/WRc3fZg1zI

— Siddharth Singh (@siddharth3) May 8, 2020

As you guys know, I've been studying #editing and #writing for a while now.

Here are some of the #tips and tricks I've picked up in order to self-edit your books/stories to the best of your abilities, as well as more free critique & editing options to keep in mind.

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— Alex Woodroe (@AuthorWoodroe) February 16, 2020

Holy shit I could watch this for hours. https://t.co/ys8e0ftwvP

— ⚔️Chris💀Panatier⚔️ (@ChrisJPanatier) May 8, 2020

I always watch Goldeneye before cooking a microwave meal… pic.twitter.com/bcAxLg0ZmT

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) May 7, 2020

That’s top drawer Italianing. pic.twitter.com/NuIG3R7JpR

— David Paxton (@DavidDPaxton) May 7, 2020

"How much time do you want? For your progress" – James Baldwin #AhmaudArbery #SeanReed pic.twitter.com/Om4UvgefOn

— Eric Ochoa (@EricOchoa110) May 7, 2020

This is the purest and happiest image I’ve ever seen pic.twitter.com/DtS9TDLUn1

— sofie (SONJA) (@sofiesucks) May 2, 2020

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— Swear Trek (@swear_trek) May 7, 2020

the general anatomy of a horse pic.twitter.com/HNhldD9H3p

— skáld (@HoratioSkald) May 7, 2020

My kid wrote a song called,
“I Wonder What’s Inside your Butthole” Quite honestly, it slaps. pic.twitter.com/A65m6XeZ2r

— Lisa Shmeesa 🦎🦎🦎 (@LisaRieffel) May 2, 2020

"Hello, Keanu Reeves in 'The Lake House.' Do you know anything about where my stimulus check is?"https://t.co/6D9L60Kzwv

— Timothy McSweeney (@mcsweeneys) May 6, 2020

"A big thing I've been hearing [during the pandemic] is a fair number of depressed people doing miraculously OK through this, because we've been preparing for this for a long time," @johnmoe says. https://t.co/JL5HpLrdD6

— Fresh Air (@nprfreshair) May 5, 2020

It's incredible how abusive yet charming people can really make you doubt yourself even after much time has passed. You really have to constantly fight the "maybe I overreacted" moments all the time. Here to remind you that you did not overreact. You didn't make it up.

— Jeannette Thee Feminist Influencer 🏳️‍🌈 (@YaaAsantewaaBa) May 5, 2020

Not to get political, but here is a kangaroo giving instructions on how to scratch his tummy… pic.twitter.com/OHza083M9n

— Carol Roth (@caroljsroth) May 4, 2020

My cat just locked up my dog lmfaooooo💀😂 pic.twitter.com/stHx7Pb7oy

— mango angelo (@DakotaLameHumor) May 2, 2020

Very small wolf doing an awoo pic.twitter.com/HIgOsvCMwW

— Back To Nature (@backt0nature) May 4, 2020

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— Swear Trek (@swear_trek) May 4, 2020

Toddler skull X-rays are terrifying.

That is all. pic.twitter.com/XFMHhRkcTI

— Dr. Golf Shirt (@DrGolfShirt) May 3, 2020