The three types of newbie game developers: pic.twitter.com/HSVoeSQ8BW
— Alexandria Heston (@ali_heston) May 17, 2020
I may be slow to find good stuff, but when I do, I share it:https://t.co/kWJQYVyl6z
— Diane Wilkes (@chelsearoad75) May 14, 2020
"Physics PhD: Friends must pretend it is endearing when you explain why their favorite movies are inaccurate."https://t.co/9Q9lg4jJDh
— Timothy McSweeney (@mcsweeneys) May 18, 2020
While the world burns, here you are, reading online drivel about fashion as if the answer isn’t always just, “be rich.”https://t.co/SxVu6CRCn0
— Zack Smith (@ZackMS) May 15, 2020
"If you are female, drink one shot immediately. Underrepresented minority: one shot. Both: three shots, because intersectionality. Each shot will help you lower your expectations for fairness before you read through the comments."https://t.co/QnpMJm7Qpf
— Timothy McSweeney (@mcsweeneys) May 19, 2020
For anyone who doubts this, I’ll just leave this here: https://t.co/EZTRuiu7sc
— Amber Sparks🪓 (@ambernoelle) May 19, 2020
Really appreciate it when tech companies put their release notes for the next update in a human, accessible language. https://t.co/7Z2zveEkYx
— Julia C. Robinson (@JuliaCoyner) May 19, 2020
My first for @mcsweeneys. Thank you @crmonks.https://t.co/9g7QyNyhbZ
— Megan Peck Shub (@meganpeckshub) May 19, 2020
this is the "buzzed my head"/"cut my bangs" of fruitdom https://t.co/6wqHagH40w
— todd dillard (@toddedillard) May 19, 2020
anime reaction sounds :
😂 this is why i eased up on the KDrama’s hahaa pic.twitter.com/KRlyOjsUwT— Thaddeus 💫 (@ItsHippyPotter) May 18, 2020
"Avoid bringing agenda items to a vote — there is always the next meeting. Even better, leave items until next year when you won’t be chair."https://t.co/s63DnXykA8
— Timothy McSweeney (@mcsweeneys) May 21, 2020
I know every academic is sharing this, but that's only because it is startlingly accurate. https://t.co/qBr7cG5aaQ
— Amy Lynch-Biniek (@amylynchbiniek) May 22, 2020
My brother with a spot-on and very funny piece in @mcsweeneys
I Love My Work – McSweeney’s Internet Tendency https://t.co/MREx2xxbgT
— Ray Buckner (@ray_moishe) May 22, 2020
I've been following a strange copyright case that began when a writer in a kinky genre called Omegaverse accused another writer of plagiarism. I learned more than I wanted to about Mpreg, humans engaging in wolf mating habits and something called knotting https://t.co/KFVkxPr9qt
— Alexandra Alter (@xanalter) May 23, 2020
I’ve watched, rewatched, laughed and shared.
This is why Twitter cannot die.
❤️❤️❤️🤣😅😂❤️❤️❤️
— Jillian Hurley (@BeautyBind) May 21, 2020
— Swear Trek (@swear_trek) May 22, 2020
Harry as Kamala, a necessary thread pic.twitter.com/orJm8MM4Ax
— Stank Angel (@StankAttitude) May 23, 2020
A herd of alpacas meet a hedgehog seemingly for the first time. pic.twitter.com/K8qqn3Ggha
— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) May 23, 2020
This was way too perfect. I imagine these two rams do this every day at the same place and same time and greet each other like
"Clancy…."
"Mortimer…." https://t.co/pmA6LfcPF6— Aye throw that Boyz II Men on (@DragonflyJonez) May 23, 2020
It takes faith to believe you are worthy of a level of care that you have never received. I hope a part of you can believe it.
— Dr. Thema (@drthema) May 19, 2020
— Sarah Andersen (@SarahCAndersen) May 23, 2020
David Bowie's advice to creatives in 1997 is even more relevant during these times pic.twitter.com/I6ekgIQK8X
— Khai (@ThamKhaiMeng) May 19, 2020
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McSweeneys is killing it lately. I’ve never laughed so bitterly. It’s the Onion of academia.
I had no idea about the dressing rooms…
Positive Definite, I wish I’d never learned that about the dressing rooms myself. Blech.
People take shits in dressing rooms. I have no words.
McSweenys is the bomb. Thought about sending them my COVID BINGO, but then realized that they won’t take stuff that’s been on a blog before. Next time!
omdg, send it in! They’ve published COVID bingos before, for sure. (I think if you just pull it down from your blog, you’ll be fine. )