A poem for 2020.
— Maya C. Popa (@MayaCPopa) September 11, 2020
Mary Ruefle (via William Carlos Williams) pic.twitter.com/kux79GFOUP
Oh this is delightful😂😂😂 🧵 https://t.co/EIUxlJaySH
— eapetricone (@eapetricone) September 9, 2020
the most powerful punctuation mark in existence pic.twitter.com/TVAvZGKJ4j
— Sofia Ajram (@SofiaAjram) September 5, 2020
"This glare can be thrown your way when you say 'Good morning,' tell a dad joke, breathe, or when your teen is sad, happy, tired, awake, asleep, or listening to Ariana Grande on their earbuds in the dark while staring aimlessly at the ceiling."https://t.co/mO6ddd1MXP
— Timothy McSweeney (@mcsweeneys) September 6, 2020
Romans reading modern comics, a thread:
— Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) September 5, 2020
X men? I could easily defeat twice as many, don't know what this Magneto guy is complaining about.
Another smoke break poem pic.twitter.com/WOupD6ODF8
— Damian Rucci (@damianrucci) September 3, 2020
There is tremendous power in being okay with folks disliking you.
— M’BlockU (@rodimusprime) September 3, 2020
OMG my brother in law, the gift that never stops giving, was tired of being sent to get rice every day so he decided buy in bulk, talked to the shop about it, wires got crossed, now there is a literal TRUCK FILLED WITH RICE outside the house and my sister is losing her shit lmfao
— Shiv Ramdas (@nameshiv) September 3, 2020
— Maggie Smith (@maggiesmithpoet) September 3, 2020
Give yourself one point for each that applies:
— Timothy McSweeney (@mcsweeneys) September 3, 2020
– You fed your toddler hot dogs. Don’t you know what hot dogs are made of? PIG ANUSES.
-You let your toddler go without dinner because they refused to eat anything but pig anuses.https://t.co/LRoXe0tGuj
Never take criticism from people you wouldn't ask for advice.
— Matt Haig (@matthaig1) September 1, 2020
"You were cursed with the need to try to accomplish things. Everyone else – based on the sacrosanct record that is your Instagram timeline – is never hustling and always achieving. You can only hope to emulate what is their true lived experience."https://t.co/0UZm4NrOoU
— Timothy McSweeney (@mcsweeneys) August 30, 2020
— Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) August 25, 2020
Thinking about "Eyes As Big As Plates," the ongoing project of Karoline Hjorth and Riitta Ikonen pic.twitter.com/eTM4d41FnA
— The Shoutflower (@TheShoutflower) August 23, 2020
This is Judith Beheading Holofernes by Caravaggio, c.1598. It’s one of the most dramatic & famous paintings of the Renaissance. Beyond the mighty Caravaggio, the tragic stories of three Italian women are combined within it.
— Whores of Yore (@WhoresofYore) August 23, 2020
A thread
(CW. Sexual violence, murder & torture) pic.twitter.com/g72K2G8550
Everybody was Kung fu fighting. pic.twitter.com/qQkaGk7d4O
— Fazel Omar (@0_squared) August 13, 2020
Watch these wildlife officials struggle to stay alive as they release the world's most badass bobcat kitten back into the wild. The bobcat, who we're calling Mr. Murderbritches, was relocated after he was caught eating 🐔🐔🐔 in Kanarraville, UT.
— Center for Bio Div (@CenterForBioDiv) December 5, 2018
Long live Mr. Murderbritches! pic.twitter.com/j0ABaR8cqk
anyways imagine if margot robbie was actually david tennant pic.twitter.com/AUn0L9qW1V
— 𝚂𝙿𝙸𝙳𝙴𝚈 (@sadlatimer) August 18, 2020
— Errai (@errai) April 17, 2019
Butt types pic.twitter.com/7peoWpeuTc
— Yeyis (@YdeJanisJoplin) July 18, 2020
Today might be rough, so take this lady holding sharks in her lap and pulling hooks from their mouths – with their consent. https://t.co/e7jgxz12SC
— John Wiswell (@Wiswell) August 12, 2020
I'm feeling attacked pic.twitter.com/AKhmvBLrUJ
— M.M. Schill (@mm_schill) August 7, 2020
— Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) August 8, 2020
O, when some young human posts a picture of a fortyish woman on the internet and marvels that she doesn’t look like an aged relic, What magic is this, they say, and I answer, The magic of not being that fucking old
— Amber Sparks🪓 (@ambernoelle) August 1, 2020
Not supposed to be on social media but just found the best debut novel announcement of all time. pic.twitter.com/ivbKK83DmZ
— Anna Mazzola (@Anna_Mazz) August 1, 2020
OMG instant youtube follow on #UncleRoger
— Jenny Yang (@jennyyangtv) July 23, 2020
FULL VIDEO COMMEMORATING THE DEATH OF RICE COOKING HERE https://t.co/EC80kM5Sud
xykademiqz 
On point as always.