I was telling my kids how I have finally scheduled some time to go into the lab & use the spectrometer after Thanksgiving.

9 yo: what are you going to spectraumatize?

— Debbie Gale Mitchell (@heydebigale) November 21, 2020

I only write the captions for a small portion of @swear_trek gifs but when I do I try to keep track of them in this collection:

🚀 https://t.co/YHmcC3dipn 🖖

— Joe Sondow (@JoeSondow) November 22, 2020

Cows at night pic.twitter.com/FiVa02EVIX

— Diane Doniol-Valcroze (@ddoniolvalcroze) November 21, 2020

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— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) November 22, 2020

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— Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) November 22, 2020

Mixing different types of rice together is almost literally a fairy-tale obstacle. (I.e., the OP is basically the wicked step-mother.) https://t.co/GYzWiQmthk

— John Chu (@john_chu) November 20, 2020

Read this and now my heads spinning https://t.co/dweOe8cyBu

— ForceGhostDavid (@davidintheforc1) November 19, 2020

“Do boring people know?”
“Know what?”
“That they’re boring.”
“Probably not. Most people are interested in their own lives.”
“I hope you’re wrong. I want to meet someone who knows exactly how unimpressive they are and still wouldn’t change a thing.”
“Why?”
“So they can teach me.”

— Micro Flash Fiction📖 (@MicroFlashFic) November 21, 2020

I love it when the Iphone AI tries to interpret the photos on a surgeon’s phone. pic.twitter.com/3GkqdO6OrN

— Mark Hoofnagle (@MarkHoofnagle) November 20, 2020

Been a year since I saw this and it still makes me laugh pic.twitter.com/2g7puXbqEp

— Adam Weinstein (@AdamWeinstein) November 17, 2020

I’ll never listen to AC⚡️DC the same way again pic.twitter.com/XREMndB6rn

— Bayou Rising (@BayouRising) November 19, 2020