Comic: Fat Mermaid: Wardrobe Malfunction
https://mermaidsmonthly.com/2021/05/26/fat-mermaid-in-wardrobe-malfunction/
Bird's eye view of juggling. pic.twitter.com/gOgH2dAHMw
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"THEN THE BUSINESS SHOULD NOT EXIST!" pic.twitter.com/De8L9fhViL
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My 6-year-old, working on a bead design: “Do you want to help me?”
— Dr. Paige Harden (@kph3k) May 28, 2021
My 8-year-old: “Yes. Do you want me to follow your directions, or give ideas?”
My proposition: All academic collaborations would be improved by having this *exact* conversation
I die. Four-week old, howling wolf pup. pic.twitter.com/0SBiDm4AKB
— 🦖 Charleen Danielle Adams (@_cdadams_) May 26, 2021
this has been the single most articulate description of adult life ever written https://t.co/U4i5k7rOa9
— lupcheong 🍥 (@lupcheong) May 24, 2021
There you go.
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A REAL American Hero. pic.twitter.com/GIBqslD9cP
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This time one year ago, I called a friend for help; without a word, they put everything down and ran to help. Thank you.
— David Vaughan (@davidjvaughan) May 23, 2021
And later thank you for this. pic.twitter.com/KMjQlLHMzT
Lovely bit of Rilke for you on this Sunday afternoon ❤ pic.twitter.com/yErjckvsFn
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"'I have never said it while I have been doing something else. I have only ever said it while I have been saying it.'” @siamakvossoughi in @forge_litmag!https://t.co/FCSyJOCi1o
— kim magowan (@kimmagowan) May 23, 2021
If this doesn't scream Clive Barker then I don't know what does a hornet's nest built around a mask pic.twitter.com/1UAIMeTJLU
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When you suddenly realise you've been saying hello to all the villagers without changing back into human form. pic.twitter.com/neClfMzVnF
— Ian Duhig (@ianduhig) May 19, 2021
I just want someone to look at me like this cat looks at his human. pic.twitter.com/ZBGoytaYQM
— The Cultured Ruffian (@CulturedRuffian) April 17, 2021
There's always this… pic.twitter.com/iXWh0ALvj3
— Keeper Garrett (@KeeperGarrett) May 19, 2021
Someone told me signing my emails with "Best" is passive aggressive so I'm changing it to "See you in hell" to eliminate any confusion
— Angela (@angelamarie85) May 18, 2021
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He saw a rock by the lake.
— A Small Fiction (@ASmallFiction) May 8, 2018
"A perfect rock!" he said.
"Nice," she said.
He threw it.
Eons later, that was still the rock's favorite day.
Sweet Lord. Heather McHugh's "What He Thought." While the rest of us are messing around with our dank poems. https://t.co/KWjva053r4
— Allison Adair (@fascicles) May 18, 2021
mushrooms are the ultimate food experience. Meat without meat. Vegetable without vegetable. A sin without sin. Beautiful. Mysterious. Elegant. Decedent.
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It takes a lot of manure to grow a few good roses. A thing I wrote about the joy and envy of seeing other people succeed. https://t.co/BegVeXKZcP
— A҉l҉a҉n҉ ҉B҉a҉x҉t҉e҉r҉ (@AlanBaxter) May 18, 2021
soul-hammer:
— Gillian Daniels (@gilldaniels) May 18, 2021
satedghost:
kropotkindersurprise:
Ruthless Rhymes for Martial Militants.
These conservative cartoons
from ~1913 depicting angry suffragettes as brutal anarchafeminists were somehow actually supposed to make the subjects look bad, inst… https://t.co/OAMMfbJAoQ pic.twitter.com/YQGqSPPYoM
This poem by Laura Gilpin is going viral again with a new generation and I completely understand why… pic.twitter.com/HRMj7MN4Mw
— Kelli Russell Agodon (@KelliAgodon) May 17, 2021
Best news all day so far! https://t.co/m2UG36JizR
— Darren Pierson 🌱 Ⓥ (@ThePicMan) May 11, 2021
As an engineer, this piece in @mcsweeneys by @McCartneyMaryE delighted me:
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I Am Thrilled That My Career Day Exhibit on Shaft Hardening at My Son’s Middle School Was So Popular https://t.co/sTh3InbgCH
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life stages pic.twitter.com/85QYVqEmDq
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It is Monday, friends. You will need some Mary Oliver to get you through til supper… pic.twitter.com/c00DlpaC9J
— Fiona Melrose (@FMelroseWriter) March 6, 2017
Dalton Day pic.twitter.com/Wh9rw0X3Ke
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I think about this video on the daily. pic.twitter.com/D55rKhGQPg
— Dr. Sarah Miller-Fellows (@anthro_sarah) May 7, 2021
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‘Is This Thin Enough?’ Asks Butcher Holding Up Half Of Bisected Cow https://t.co/noEjYW01pH pic.twitter.com/GD5k8g944x
— The Onion (@TheOnion) May 7, 2021
60 years ago today – extreme surgery in the Antarctic winter! #OnThisDay in 1961, Russian surgeon Leonid Rogozov had to remove his own appendix at Novolazarevskaya Station. Working mostly by feeling around, it took 1 hr 45 mins. He was awarded the Order of the Red Banner of Labor pic.twitter.com/81PVg7d5OX
— The Antarctic Report (@AntarcticReport) April 30, 2021
ballpoint pen on paper pic.twitter.com/JpQ6yg4zyv
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Best I've read all year: Professor McGonagall's letter to the Hogwarts tenure committee https://t.co/Cp6PrVtmCs
— Lauren Wilson (@wilsonianwild) May 1, 2021
xykademiqz 
Much respect to that juggler. Her 4-ball patterns are about as hard as you can get without crossing between hands. She’s swapping rhythms and going behind the back. I can’t do that.