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— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) January 10, 2022

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— Iris Shackleton (@irisshackleton) January 7, 2022

Citronos devouring his children (2022) pic.twitter.com/ktAsubDWmR

— Dov iiii8iiii (@drnelk) January 4, 2022

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— pallendromeda (@pallendromeda) January 2, 2022

credit card chip machines are like:

– DO NOT remove your card
– DO NOT – hey look at me – DO NOT remove your card
– take out your card immediately or I’m burning this place to the ground

— Sarah J. Hass (@tacko_belle) January 2, 2022

Diet culture/fat phobia really pit folks against potatoes. Potatoes ain’t ever do anything but show love and a good time.

— Princess | Mindfulness | Conscious Parenting (@themultiplemom) December 30, 2021

If Holly (Ilex aquifolium) finds its leaves are being nibbled by deer, it switches genes on to make them spiky when they regrow. So on taller Holly trees, the upper leaves (which are out of reach) have smooth edges, while the lower leaves are prickly 🤙 pic.twitter.com/J1qvjceXC5

— Leif Bersweden (@LeifBersweden) December 30, 2021

Everyone who works at a public university in the U.S. knows that the struggle is real. #DontLookUp pic.twitter.com/toFi2VDezD

— David Ho (@_david_ho_) December 27, 2021

Can you win an Oscar for a TikTok? pic.twitter.com/skJs4TKgf0

— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) September 10, 2020

I’m certainly past caring what anyone thinks about me (pls see my favorite candle, below). pic.twitter.com/nMk2DGEXeu

— Colette Sartor (@colettesartor) December 28, 2021

A: I don’t care where we go.

B: Same. Any restaurant you have in mind?

A: No, I’ll go to literally any restaurant in this town. Any place that’s more convenient for you?

B: No, every location in existence is convenient for me. #McSweeneysTop21of21 https://t.co/EYFSoh6slT

— McSweeney's (@mcsweeneys) December 30, 2021

‘The Onion’ Accidentally Sent Our Sex Columnist To Interview The Pope https://t.co/fvbOzst5Ob pic.twitter.com/tgAyi0FWds

— The Onion (@TheOnion) December 29, 2021

coffee be like … pic.twitter.com/CcXJ6H8Epx

— Digital Gal (@DigitalGalX) December 25, 2021

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— Classical Studies Memes (@CSMFHT) December 26, 2021

As long as it makes it into my home I'm grateful… pic.twitter.com/uhnczW14QF

— Homar Olivares (@Bumble_BTuna) December 24, 2021

Hand-Carved Tentacle Crib by Artist Garrick Andrus pic.twitter.com/bOff2deOYx

— 𝐀𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐬 𝐀𝐩𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐚 (@A_aphrodisia) December 21, 2021

Rita Dove pic.twitter.com/zZdlvHZVs5

— franny choi (@fannychoir) December 12, 2021

Walking in my winter underwear pic.twitter.com/0EgZJUKqgm

— Midge (@mxmclain) December 19, 2021

#cowsomememes pic.twitter.com/bZReewxzm3

— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) December 20, 2021

Binfluencer (bin·​flu·​enc·​er): The person on your street who always puts their wheelie bins out first on bin day and the rest of the neighbours follow.

I think I may have invented a new word.

— Jim Salveson (@Mr_Jimbob) December 15, 2021

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— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) December 16, 2021

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— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) December 14, 2021

"My issue is that the song promises fifty ways to leave your lover, and by my count there are only five. That’s no small discrepancy! It’s a great pet peeve of mine to be promised something and be given something totally different." https://t.co/MYn7hJxAEd

— McSweeney's (@mcsweeneys) December 12, 2021

v thankful for a man who not only puts up with, but supports my obnoxious ideas pic.twitter.com/B3OSiagBUr

— cody (@_codez) November 25, 2021

Thank us for this later 😉.#WeAreSouthern #Alumni #Alumna #alumnus #alumnae pic.twitter.com/ePQd4izDRz

— Southern University (@SouthernU_BR) December 10, 2021

The “Hey Buddy” Venn Diagram pic.twitter.com/aetkQxsD0y

— Dylan Park-Pettiford (@dyllyp) December 6, 2021

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— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) December 7, 2021

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— Bodega Cats (@Bodegacats_) December 7, 2021

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— SparkNotes (@SparkNotes) December 6, 2021

Yo, Adrian! We got burglars pic.twitter.com/LXPl2rx6wr

— The Daily Drunk Mag (@dailydrunkmag) December 6, 2021