I have some deadlines, so for now here are some links, but back soon with proper posts.
When you're in love with someone who doesn't know you exist. pic.twitter.com/kVQaOjvPs6
— Paul Bronks for Lovina Animal Welfare (@slender_sherbet) January 8, 2022
Citronos devouring his children (2022) pic.twitter.com/ktAsubDWmR
— Dov Nelkin (@drnelk) January 4, 2022
credit card chip machines are like:
– DO NOT remove your card
– DO NOT – hey look at me – DO NOT remove your card
– take out your card immediately or I’m burning this place to the ground
— Sarah J. Hass (@tacko_belle) January 2, 2022
This clip of Betty White with Ryan Reynolds lives rent free in my head. pic.twitter.com/82SpPWH3Nq
— Ahmed Ali (@MrAhmednurAli) December 31, 2021
Diet culture/fat phobia really pit folks against potatoes. Potatoes ain’t ever do anything but show love and a good time.
— Mom | Sleep & Wellness (@themultiplemom) December 30, 2021
If Holly (Ilex aquifolium) finds its leaves are being nibbled by deer, it switches genes on to make them spiky when they regrow. So on taller Holly trees, the upper leaves (which are out of reach) have smooth edges, while the lower leaves are prickly 🤙 pic.twitter.com/J1qvjceXC5
— Leif Bersweden (@LeifBersweden) December 30, 2021
— David Ho (@_david_ho_) December 27, 2021
Can you win an Oscar for a TikTok? pic.twitter.com/skJs4TKgf0
— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) September 10, 2020
I’m certainly past caring what anyone thinks about me (pls see my favorite candle, below). pic.twitter.com/nMk2DGEXeu
— Colette Sartor (@colettesartor) December 28, 2021
A: I don’t care where we go.
B: Same. Any restaurant you have in mind?
A: No, I’ll go to literally any restaurant in this town. Any place that’s more convenient for you?
— Timothy McSweeney (@mcsweeneys) December 30, 2021
— The Onion (@TheOnion) December 29, 2021
— Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) December 26, 2021
As long as it makes it into my home I'm grateful… pic.twitter.com/uhnczW14QF
— Homar Olivares (@Bumble_BTuna) December 24, 2021
I am CACKLING
“You look so beautiful in the moonlight,” he said at 4:15 p.m. https://t.co/bhbqlat6pY
— tanya (@breakfastquest) December 19, 2021
Hand-Carved Tentacle Crib by Artist Garrick Andrus pic.twitter.com/bOff2deOYx
— 𝐀𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐬 𝐀𝐩𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐚 (@A_aphrodisia) December 21, 2021
John Waters: “If you go home with somebody and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ‘em.”
— Stephen King (@StephenKing) December 20, 2021
Binfluencer (bin·flu·enc·er): The person on your street who always puts their wheelie bins out first on bin day and the rest of the neighbours follow.
I think I may have invented a new word.
— Jim Salveson (@Mr_Jimbob) December 15, 2021
There’s nothing I shouldn’t wea—
— Dr Kat Day 🏳🌈 🖋 ⚗ 🐙 (@chronicleflask) December 15, 2021
"My issue is that the song promises fifty ways to leave your lover, and by my count there are only five. That’s no small discrepancy! It’s a great pet peeve of mine to be promised something and be given something totally different." https://t.co/MYn7hJxAEd
— Timothy McSweeney (@mcsweeneys) December 12, 2021
v thankful for a man who not only puts up with, but supports my obnoxious ideas pic.twitter.com/B3OSiagBUr
— cody (@_codez) November 25, 2021
Close down Tik Tok. I found the best one. pic.twitter.com/7emCcumjx9
— Ted The Just Okay (@teddow) December 10, 2021
— Southern University (@SouthernU_BR) December 10, 2021
Yo, Adrian! We got burglars pic.twitter.com/LXPl2rx6wr
— The Daily Drunk Mag (@dailydrunkmag) December 6, 2021