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We succeeded in recreating a Neolithic flatbread!

This is about as close as I can figure out how to make bread as it would have been baked in one of the first daily bread-making cultures, ca. 9,000 years ago. I’ll let you judge the authenticity…but the taste is fantastic. pic.twitter.com/z3cWIyVXbf

— 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙻𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚂𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚛 📘 (@lostsupper) November 1, 2022

i hope this email finds you in a literal actual well

— Emma Bolden (@emmabo) November 2, 2022

"A disproportionate amount of your time is spent cleaning up messes and bringing him snacks."https://t.co/zjGIHgY9D0

— McSweeney's (@mcsweeneys) November 3, 2022

This guy cosplays famous movie characters with cheap stuff 😂

THREAD: pic.twitter.com/NxdSsh96g9

— ᴏʟᴜᴍɪᴅᴇ 🍂 (@mideysmith) November 1, 2022

via @TrentVincent11 pic.twitter.com/zIcNm69oe2

— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) October 31, 2022

Kicking you right between the nostalgias…https://t.co/bKc6XwwHul

— I❤️Nostalgia '𝕏' (@Ilovenostalgia) October 30, 2022

an underrated moment in Jane Eyre is when a preacher asks the young Jane how she intends to avoid going to hell, and she replies, “I must keep in good health, and not die.”

— Boze the Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ (@SketchesbyBoze) October 30, 2022

Now THIS is how you give a funny speech at an interracial wedding. Palette cleanser for that….other video pic.twitter.com/jV8UNw4rXc

— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) October 29, 2022

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— Classical Studies Memes (@CSMFHT) October 28, 2022

Happy birthday to Sylvia Plath: pic.twitter.com/kJSHrRrb19

— Dr. Maya C. Popa (@MayaCPopa) October 27, 2022

Here's a compilation of the best Cat VO videos I did on TikTok. If you know someone who needs a laugh, send them this! 🙂 pic.twitter.com/viVlZTAwzd

— Baldwin (@baldwinvoices) October 25, 2022

Some real life stuff here.
"Success isn't linear" by Yoann Bourgeois pic.twitter.com/GQJj4ztXWM

— Marshall Long (@OGBTC) October 23, 2022

Tallulah Bankhead (1902–68) claimed to have had over 5,000 lovers. At a society wedding, while the bride and groom were walking down the aisle, Tallulah remarked loudly: ‘I’ve had both of them, dahling, and neither of them is any good.’ pic.twitter.com/vXJp4friQv

— Whores of Yore (@WhoresofYore) October 24, 2022

Here it is, a thread of women who are absolutely fed up with everyone and everything except their cats. First,
This young lady smoking a pipe her cat. Ca. 1905. https://t.co/PMoG6hh81k pic.twitter.com/dfGbBkxzvn

— Cats of Yore (@CatsOfYore) October 23, 2022

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— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) October 19, 2022

Happy Birthday, Matthew Macfadyen! pic.twitter.com/qs0JBWHCzs

— Film Daze (@filmdaze) October 17, 2022

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— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) October 18, 2022

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— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) October 17, 2022

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— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) October 16, 2022

you can't tell me a honeydew melon doesn't live up to its name https://t.co/iYw2vS9fFv

— Robdolph 🦌🎄 (@rob_heighton) October 13, 2022

The perfect Iowa Halloween costume doesn’t exi… pic.twitter.com/WSOaXBhfGe

— Iowa Chill (@IowaChill) October 13, 2022

PhD student attending first big conference, with advisor. pic.twitter.com/X4za1DyaAg

— Lautaro Vergara 🇺🇦 (@VergaraLautaro) October 10, 2022

Psychologists Say It Perfectly Natural To Fantasize About Sandwiches Other Than One Currently In Hand https://t.co/ddoEePd7rf pic.twitter.com/BN3xNgpjQF

— The Onion (@TheOnion) October 10, 2022

Here's the clip pic.twitter.com/soeG3dixP4

— Ariel Elias (@Ariel_Comedy) October 9, 2022

After this poem, I’m ready to hand over the keys to the world to Mary Ruefle so she can continue to drive us all home.

Move over William Carlos Williams—it’s now Queen Mary to you… pic.twitter.com/PCPCHoosUY

— Kelli Russell Agodon (@KelliAgodon) April 30, 2020

Today's poetry thread: FAMILY

Here's Andrea Cohen with the *mother* of all short poems. Feel free to add poems. pic.twitter.com/22Ln2GOVpO

— Joseph Fasano (@Joseph_Fasano_) October 8, 2022

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— Classical Studies Memes (@CSMFHT) October 6, 2022

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— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) September 29, 2022

This is the best sound in the world pic.twitter.com/ODzKwHQYvE

— Kelly Canuck🍁 (@KellyCanuckTO) September 27, 2022

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— Classical Studies Memes (@CSMFHT) September 27, 2022