Last day of November! I’ve been kinda dying from work the last few weeks, so have missed a few days of blogging, but I will makes sure to keep posting regularly until all the questions from the questions post are answered, and then hopefully more!
For now, some levity, and a more substantive post to follow soon:
— The Tonight Show (@FallonTonight) November 29, 2022
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.
Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy. He's a web designer.
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) July 26, 2022
okay since everyone else is doing it I’m gonna drop all my favorite saved tweets from my “shit that makes me laugh” folder, starting with a classic pic.twitter.com/301AhQGPvA
— Claire Willett (@clairewillett) November 19, 2022
“I’ve just started promoting some Dr. Oz herbal supplements for belly bloat on my Insta, and I’ll let you know if they work. You have such a pretty face—I wouldn’t be able to carry that weight off, but it really works for you.” ICYMI my latest @mcsweeneys. https://t.co/AJIKqGXZv4
— Lisa Borders (she/her), IG: @lisakborders (@lisaborders) November 14, 2022
— Gwen Hochman Stewart (@GwenHochman) November 11, 2022
You should write whatever fucked up shit you want. You can't think about what the world's dumbest, cruelest, and least generous readers will make of it, because they'll freak out over literally anything. Make exactly what you want to make.
— Gretchen Felker-Martin (@scumbelievable) November 9, 2022
every picture of fetterman looks like he’s overhearing someone say johnny cash wrote “hurt” pic.twitter.com/HIgT3Xlzhm
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) November 9, 2022