I was telling my kids how I have finally scheduled some time to go into the lab & use the spectrometer after Thanksgiving.

9 yo: what are you going to spectraumatize?

— Dr. Debbie Gale Mitchell (@heydebigale) November 21, 2020

I only write the captions for a small portion of @swear_trek gifs but when I do I try to keep track of them in this collection:

🚀 https://t.co/YHmcC3dipn 🖖

— Joe Sondow (@JoeSondow) November 22, 2020

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— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) November 22, 2020

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— Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) November 22, 2020

Mixing different types of rice together is almost literally a fairy-tale obstacle. (I.e., the OP is basically the wicked step-mother.) https://t.co/GYzWiQmthk

— John Chu (@john_chu) November 20, 2020

“Do boring people know?”
“Know what?”
“That they’re boring.”
“Probably not. Most people are interested in their own lives.”
“I hope you’re wrong. I want to meet someone who knows exactly how unimpressive they are and still wouldn’t change a thing.”
“Why?”
“So they can teach me.”

— Micro Flash Fiction📖 (@MicroFlashFic) November 21, 2020

I’ll never listen to AC⚡️DC the same way again pic.twitter.com/XREMndB6rn

— The Pissed Off Patriot (@pissed0patriot) November 19, 2020