Good morning, Twitter. Nearly every banana sold commercially in the last 50 years is a cloned cultivar called the Cavendish, which means that genetically speaking you've likely been eating the same single banana your entire life. Enjoy your day. pic.twitter.com/eCnrvvRnys
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) November 3, 2022
We succeeded in recreating a Neolithic flatbread!
— ๐๐๐ ๐ป๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ (@lostsupper) November 1, 2022
This is about as close as I can figure out how to make bread as it would have been baked in one of the first daily bread-making cultures, ca. 9,000 years ago. Iโll let you judge the authenticityโฆbut the taste is fantastic. pic.twitter.com/z3cWIyVXbf
i hope this email finds you in a literal actual well
— Emma Bolden (@emmabo) November 2, 2022
"A disproportionate amount of your time is spent cleaning up messes and bringing him snacks."https://t.co/zjGIHgY9D0
— Timothy McSweeney (@mcsweeneys) November 3, 2022
This guy cosplays famous movie characters with cheap stuff ๐
— แดสแดแดษชแด แด ๐ (@mideysmith) November 1, 2022
THREAD: pic.twitter.com/NxdSsh96g9
via @TrentVincent11 pic.twitter.com/zIcNm69oe2
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) October 31, 2022
Kicking you right between the nostalgiasโฆhttps://t.co/bKc6XwwHul
— Iโค๏ธNostalgia '๐' (@il0venostalgia) October 30, 2022
an underrated moment in Jane Eyre is when a preacher asks the young Jane how she intends to avoid going to hell, and she replies, โI must keep in good health, and not die.โ
— Owl! at the Library ๐ด๐งโโ๏ธ (@SketchesbyBoze) October 30, 2022
Now THIS is how you give a funny speech at an interracial wedding. Palette cleanser for thatโฆ.other video pic.twitter.com/jV8UNw4rXc
— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) October 29, 2022
— Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) October 28, 2022
Happy birthday to Sylvia Plath: pic.twitter.com/kJSHrRrb19
— Dr. Maya C. Popa (@MayaCPopa) October 27, 2022
Here's a compilation of the best Cat VO videos I did on TikTok. If you know someone who needs a laugh, send them this! ๐ pic.twitter.com/viVlZTAwzd
— Baldwin (@baldwinvoices) October 25, 2022
Some real life stuff here.
— Marshall Long (@OGBTC) October 23, 2022
"Success isn't linear" by Yoann Bourgeois pic.twitter.com/GQJj4ztXWM
we gave morning people way too much power
— Molly Priddy (@mollypriddy) October 24, 2022
"My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine"
— ๐โฎ๐พBrad โ๐ฑ๐งโ (@Mijjy3) October 24, 2022
Tallulah Bankhead (1902โ68) claimed to have had over 5,000 lovers. At a society wedding, while the bride and groom were walking down the aisle, Tallulah remarked loudly: โIโve had both of them, dahling, and neither of them is any good.โ pic.twitter.com/vXJp4friQv
— Whores of Yore (@WhoresofYore) October 24, 2022
Here it is, a thread of women who are absolutely fed up with everyone and everything except their cats. First,
— Cats of Yore (@CatsOfYore) October 23, 2022
This young lady smoking a pipe her cat. Ca. 1905. https://t.co/PMoG6hh81k pic.twitter.com/dfGbBkxzvn
Getting ready to teach science writing and self-editing workshop next week. Thinking this should about cover it. pic.twitter.com/j2tDsVNW3J
— Catharina Coenen (@CatharinaCoenen) October 22, 2022
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) October 19, 2022
Happy Birthday, Matthew Macfadyen! pic.twitter.com/qs0JBWHCzs
— Film Daze (@filmdaze) October 17, 2022
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) October 18, 2022
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) October 17, 2022
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) October 16, 2022
https://twitter.com/Yoda4ever/status/1580304802608726016?s=20&t=W7AlFtrJikd9eM22hzbHtg
On Season 3 of Fleabag https://t.co/k5qD72zxND
— Steve Edwards (@The_Big_Quiet) October 13, 2022
you can't tell me a honeydew melon doesn't live up to its name https://t.co/iYw2vS9fFv
— Rob (@rob_heighton) October 13, 2022
The perfect Iowa Halloween costume doesnโt exiโฆ pic.twitter.com/WSOaXBhfGe
— Iowa Chill (@IowaChill) October 13, 2022
PhD student attending first big conference, with advisor. pic.twitter.com/X4za1DyaAg
— Lautaro Vergara๐ ๐บ๐ฆ๐ (@VergaraLautaro) October 10, 2022
Psychologists Say It Perfectly Natural To Fantasize About Sandwiches Other Than One Currently In Hand https://t.co/ddoEePd7rf pic.twitter.com/BN3xNgpjQF
— The Onion (@TheOnion) October 10, 2022
Here's the clip pic.twitter.com/soeG3dixP4
— Ariel Elias (@Ariel_Comedy) October 9, 2022
After this poem, Iโm ready to hand over the keys to the world to Mary Ruefle so she can continue to drive us all home.
— Kelli Russell Agodon (@KelliAgodon) April 30, 2020
Move over William Carlos Williamsโitโs now Queen Mary to you… pic.twitter.com/PCPCHoosUY
https://twitter.com/TudorChick1501/status/1517703513836507136?s=20&t=W7AlFtrJikd9eM22hzbHtg
https://twitter.com/Irishali13/status/1578723925286346752?s=20&t=W7AlFtrJikd9eM22hzbHtg
Today's poetry thread: FAMILY
— Joseph Fasano (@Joseph_Fasano_) October 8, 2022
Here's Andrea Cohen with the *mother* of all short poems. Feel free to add poems. pic.twitter.com/22Ln2GOVpO
— Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) October 6, 2022
— All About Introverts (@AllAbIntroverts) October 6, 2022
— All About Introverts (@AllAbIntroverts) October 5, 2022
you may have seen it, but in case you havenโtโthis is a fantastic article about exactly this that i recommend to everybody: https://t.co/Tzk9JtKmjs
— what kind of music is that? like a bossanova beat? (@girlmaeda) September 27, 2022
— WholesomeMemes (@WholesomeMeme) September 29, 2022
This is the best sound in the world pic.twitter.com/ODzKwHQYvE
— Kelly Canuck๐ (@KellyCanuckTO) September 27, 2022
https://twitter.com/jonslater37/status/1574461662416936961?s=20&t=W7AlFtrJikd9eM22hzbHtg
— Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens (@CSMFHT) September 27, 2022
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